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MaTHs JOKes fx walks into a bar. The Barman says sorry we dont cater for functions. What Statistics did Jesus use at the feeding of the ve thousand Poisson distribution What did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt. Who invented fractions Henry 18. Did you hear the joke about the Statistician Probably. There are only 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who dont. Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach Because it was over 90 degrees Why did the chicken cross the Mbius strip To get to the same side. sCienCe JOKes 2 Atoms walking down the road one says to the other Oh no i think ive lost my electron are you sure Yes im positive What sound does a subatomic duck make a Quark Why cant atheists solve exponential equations Because they dont believe in higher powers. You should never believe what an atom says they make up everything. What do you think of the new restaurant on the moon The foods nice but theres no atmosphere COnCLUsiOn sHeLFies Can you guess who they belong to Can you guess who they belong to Mr P Jones Ms C Hartill Mr G Dhillow Mr S Bird Ms B Gerrard Ms E Brown Mr M Mohsin Mr N Duck Ms P To Ms S Vaughan Mr D Bird Did you hear the joke about the Statistician 43