This sign for me brings back memories of Mr Ford, the scariest teacher at my secondary school, who would go mad if a student didn’t hold a door open for him. Beware - Mr Ford ahead! Mr Organ CONCLUSION 49 JOKING AROUND Any Road Up! Did The Wha A ca And Wha Dam The Bridge asked some of the teachers which road sign they would be and why: Mr Duck . . . Speaks for itself! National speed limit applies!! Freedom!! Holidays!! Ms Brown Because this is where ALL roads should lead to… Mr Dubay Dr Dowd Mrs Drage It’s not your normal sign. I like to have to look closely to determine a meaning sometimes :) Mr Nicklin I would be the Magic Roundabout - looks fun, yet is very challenging - especially if you’re not a driver! Ms Gerrard What goes 99 click click? A centipede with a wooden leg! (Mr Duck’s favourite joke!) Did you hear about the two aerials that got married? The reception was brilliant! (Mr Organ’s favourite joke) And... Dr Bird’s favourite joke... What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! What do you call a woman balancing a pint of beer on her head and playing snooker? Beatrix Potter! (Ms Brown’s Literary joke!) What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Cliff! What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! What do you call a Mexican man who has lost his car? Carlos! (9Alfred’s contribution)